Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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