I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Randomize
