Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Less talking, more tequila
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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