Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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