There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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