i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
