Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
