we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He passed out mid-signature
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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