wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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