Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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