who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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