I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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