Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
