I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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