I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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