OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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