New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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