Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I have fence marks all over my body
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
