You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
They are going to name an STD after you.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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