that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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