Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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