it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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