Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Dick very happy bro
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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