i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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