i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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