Define "chronic" masturbator.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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