I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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