How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You took a bar mat shot.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
