Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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