yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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