I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
