so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Randomize
