I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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