Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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