we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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