Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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