so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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