No awkward lesbian experiences without me
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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