do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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