dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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