His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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