the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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