I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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