Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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