called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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