I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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