I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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