No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
there is glitter all over my balls
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