wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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