he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
there was a trapeze. enough said
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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