And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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